A Funny Friendship Card – I Would Totally Take a Bullet for You | Bardz

Some friendships are built on loyalty. Others are built on honesty... and knowing exactly how much loyalty is realistic.

This hilarious friendship card from the Bardz Sassy Collection is perfect for the friend who knows you love them deeply, but also knows you are not out here making reckless commitments. Featuring adult Sparkle holding a martini and designed in Bardz’s playful, modern color palette, this card brings bold personality and laugh-out-loud humor to the moment.

Perfect for best friends, birthdays, just-because moments, or any time you want to remind your person that your devotion has... reasonable limits.

Card sentiment:
Front: I would totally take a bullet for you.
Inside: Not in the head... But like...Maybe the leg.

Product details:

• 5"x7" Folded
• Printed on premium heavyweight cardstock
  
• Includes a matching envelope
• Packaged in an individual cellophane sleeve
• Envelope sealed with the Bardz signature “Hello Beautiful” sticker
• Made in America

The Sassy Collection by Bardz is made for friendships with personality—funny, bold, a little inappropriate, and way too relatable.